I glued my hand to my head once. Only it wasn't glue and it wasn't my head, so I guess it's not really the same thing. Today Lulu comes in (wearing the cutest dress ever!) holding her head like Jason holds his clavicle. Yep, it's the classic "I glued myself to something" storyline. It's one of those things that never gets old, like fart jokes, or Alex Trebec. Scrubs assumes that she has hit her head... OR did someone hit her IN the head? With their right hand? Where exactly was Andrea Floyd around 10ish? When Lulu says she wasn't hit Matt deduces that she glued her hand to her head. He must have gone to the same detective school as Robin! Dante shows up at the hospital to see Lulu, and I can't remember the last time he wasn't wearing that shirt. Dante askes if her hand is falling asleep and she assures him that NOTHING is tingly. Oh crap! That sounded like I was talking about something else. Quick change the subject. Runaway. Pretend Matt is your boyfriend. Phew. That was awkward. Hey! My hand actually is falling asleep! Haha.
Elsewhere in GH, Elizabeth calls Nikolas saying the kiss was a mistake and it shouldn't happen again which is code for, "If I could guarantee that Lucky would never find out I'd be having my way with you right now." Lucky "I'm only a little smarter than I look" Spencer wants Liz to spend as much time as possible with Nikolas cause he needs a friend. Oh, he needs a friend alright! Elizabeth, didn't you see Legends of the Fall?! There is talk of re-releasing it in Uzbekistan under the new title Brother-hopping Will Make You Kill Yourself.
Last, but certainly not first, Jax overhears Kate letting the cat out of the bag. No, not a real cat. It's an expression. No... it's... you... THERE IS NO BAG! Now not only does Jax know that Dominic is actually Dante, but he also knows that he is an undercover cop fathered by his primary target... Sonny "I use Lulu's glue as my hair gel" Corinthoes.
Lessons learned...
1. Hand + glue + hair = hot guy hits on you in a hospital - OR - Sonny hair
2. Expressions are not meant to be taken literally
3. Being last is not first.
In closing, I'd like to give a very special shout out to whoever it was on the GH messageboard on ABC.com for posting the topic Ice cream makes me fart. See! It doesn't get old!
See you tomorrow! Much love!
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