Okay, I'm back. Sorry about yesterday, duty called. If only real life jobs required as little effort as soap opera character jobs.
Today, the Jasam scenes went from really intense to really awkward in about the time it takes Nikolas to rebound chicks. Sam interrupts the "after-cuddle" with an abrupt decision to go fix the car. Hmmm... snuggle with Jason or fix a car? Snuggle? Or, fix? Snuggle? Fix? If only there was an obvious answer!!! When she gets back Jason is all dressed (see what you did, Sam!) and ready to go find Michael. NOW you want to go find Michael?! Of course, Sam wants to make sure that he is ready physically. Not that anything is wrong with you physically? I mean, there's the gunshot wounds, but that's it. Everything else is working okay and everything. I didn't mean... you know... I'm gonna stop talking now. She then adorably taps him on the back and reminds him, as if he forgot, that they just had sex and asks if they should talk about it? Jason's negative response was the equivalent of handing her 50 bucks for her time. Today, I LOVED Jason and I HATED Jason.
Now that Jason is finally ready to find the kids... oh yah, THAT's why their in Mexico... Kristina is ready to go home cause she suddenly misses Keiffer and the thrill of an abusive relationship. Michael does a good job in communicating, on behalf of all of us, that she is crazy. 'Preciate it, Mike.
In other and almost as ridiculous news, Nikolas has decided after 48 hours of making out with another girl that it is time to forgive Rebecca. Even Rebecca is surprised. Um... so the other day when you said you were going to kill me and feed me to Alfred... was that by accident? Yes. Now come over tonight so I can finish with you what I keep starting with Elizabeth. Okay! Before she heads over to Wyndemere for the least subtle booty-call of all time, Ethan stops by to apologize and thinks he somehow might have a shot now that Nikolas knows the truth. What?! He forgave you? But you are such a selfish, manipulative, lying piece of an Emily look-a-like! What is he thinking?!! But, seriously, baby, how 'bout another shot. When Rebecca finally makes her way over to the castle Nikolas appears to have been abducted by his deviant personality. Rebecca, I'm afraid that part of Nikolas' "i must achieve Emily-closure" plan probably requires getting rid of anyone who looks and sounds exactly like her. Just speculating. Good luck with the wine.
Lessons learned...
1. Looking like Emily is not a good idea.
2. Sometimes there is only one lesson learned.
Stay cool.
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