The Deadly Platypi

You know the expression "crash the party"? Today, Edward plays the guy that doesn't understand expressions and takes them literally. In the process he wreaks havoc at the carnival and kills Andrea. It's like raaaahain on your wedding day, it's a free riiiihide when you already paid, it's getting run ooooooover by a dude because he had a heart attack while driving because you poisoned him, and who would've thought it figurrrrs! Walk toward the light, Andrea. Edward, Jake, Dante, Johnny, even you Kristina... don't follow Andrea. Did anyone else notice Keiffer wasn't around? Wishful thinking?

Jake gets buried underneath a pile of stuffed platypus' and his 3 parents and Sam dig him out. It appears the bill of one of the platypus' may have fractured his skull. The jury is still out. Steve Burton kills it in this episode. I may be biased because, well, he's Steve Burton.

Dante gets hit saving Morgan and is critically injured. Olivia is overly concerned for someone who has supposedly met him twice. Sonny just knows it's because he reminds her of her son. Well, they do have the same skin tone... hair color... birth date... gene pool... you know what... he DOES remind me of Dante. Dominic Zamprogna also kills it in this episode. Good job, men!

Speaking of men I'm proud of. Sonny seems to be fulfilling his promise to Kristina that he would be there for her more by sitting at the hospital with Dominic while she lies buried underneath that ride with the crazy harnesses. Sonny, you DON'T know he's your son yet, remember? You DO know that Kristina is your daughter though. I'm gonna give you a second to mull it over.

Lessons learned...
1. Expressions are more fun when taken literally.
2. Stuffed platypus' are not toys.
3. The actual plural of "platypus" is unclear to me.

Thanks to everyone for reading. For real... it's cool.