Secret Tellers Anonymous

So because Steve Burton is seriously rad, won the "most smokin' man" poll, and most importantly thanked me on Twitter for making him the Actor Du Jour yesterday... he is going to be the Actor Du Jour again. For real, he seems like a pretty down to earth dude... check him out on Twitter @1SteveBurton.

It looks like Dante's organ has been compromised. Ugh, you are such children. His kidney! Doc says we are going to need a transplant. If only he had any immediate relatives who could contribute. See! This is exactly what happens when you have a secret mom who hides your secret father who you are secretly trying to imprison. Fortunately this lie is about to come to an end if not because Olivia finally tells Sonny, than because she can't possibly speak quietly or survey for eavesdroppers whenever she discusses the truth in detail with people who already know everything.

It becomes clear that Olivia & Liz went to the same School of Secret-Keeping when Liz publicly makes out with Nikolas after making it clear that Lucky could never find out about them. Liz, now 'member what we talked about? Making out doesn't make people invisible. Atta girl!

Edward wakes up in the middle of a drunk driving investigation, but Robin "I'm a detective, but not really" Scorpio has already discovered that Andrea poisoned him after seemingly every character in the show asks the question, "How could he have a heart attack? He was so healthy!" Kids, this is an example of a run-on sentence that your grammar teacher warned you about. Don't try this at school.

Lessons learned...
1. Steve Burton is the man!
2. Secret keeping is easy if you don't make out with guys named Nikolas.
3. Next time you are accused of drunk driving there is a good chance you have been poisoned.