It turns out that the only thing more unrealistic than soap operas is committing to write a daily recap blog about one when you already have a demanding full time job and at least some semblance of a social life. Now that I finally have a decent-looking site, a somewhat effective, zero-budget marketing platform and a rockin' brood of loyal fans The Breakdown needs a break.
There are a few special circumstances in which I may make a comeback...
1. You throw a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store aisle until I am so embarrassed I have no choice but to comply.
2. A legit publisher decides to pay me to do this.
3. The government decides to pass a bill that extends the number of hours in a day.
Thank you for reading and making it fun to write every night!
Goodbye for now! Much love!
In recent local news there was a man who was caught climbing into outhouses and watching people relieve themselves. So, when you think about it, Jasam's very hot and very public makeout sesh is not THAT embarrassing. What IS embarrassing is that an 11 year old feels they have to explain to you the meaning of the word "chivalry".
Lessons learned...
1. Everything is relative.
2. Sometimes The Breakdown is brief.
3. Sometimes The Breakdown wishes Jason was always wearing briefs.
4. Just briefs.
Big SHOUT OUT to all my readers from...
Dominoes & Tequila
The Road to Nowhere
The Liason Haven
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GH Fan Forum
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Don't forget to click on the banner on the bottom right of the page to help raise money for To Write Love On Her Arms. Much love.
Lessons learned...
1. Everything is relative.
2. Sometimes The Breakdown is brief.
3. Sometimes The Breakdown wishes Jason was always wearing briefs.
4. Just briefs.
Big SHOUT OUT to all my readers from...
Dominoes & Tequila
The Road to Nowhere
The Liason Haven
Monaco & McCall
ABC GH Forum
GH Fan Forum
LiveJournal
Don't forget to click on the banner on the bottom right of the page to help raise money for To Write Love On Her Arms. Much love.
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Defense mechanisms are a funny thing. Some people live in denial (Cough*Kristina*Cough), some people rationalize bad behavior (Um, Rebecca?... What?! I got the short end of the twin stick!), and some people leave their injured children alone in the hospital, seek out inappropriate sexual partners, and accept unwanted proposals in order to avoid the stress of having a hospitalized child, inappropriate feelings, and unwanted proposals (insert Elizabeth's name here).
Of course there are other defense mechanisms that are less psychological in nature and slightly more physical. Take the "slap in the face" for instance. Sometimes words just aren't enough to express your distaste in being called your brother's lover... Nor, to express your distaste in your brother's actual lover. However, when using this defense tactic beware of the counter-defense which quite often manifests itself in the form of a "fist in the face". (fine print: The risk of a counter-attack increases when slapping feisty cougars from Bensonhurst. Slapping can sometimes result in redness of the palm, and next-day wrist fatigue. If redness lasts for more than 4 hours you should consult your physician. No, not to thank him. If you are not satisfied with your slapping experience, spitting at the antogonists feet while walking away is recommended.)
Today's Most Valuable Actor (MVA) goes to...... Sarah Joy Brown playing the role of Claudia Zaccara. Wow, this is so unexpected! I just want to thank the fans and... Kanye West? What are you.... I just want to say that Lisa LoCicero gave the best performance of all time!....... SLAP!!!
Lessons learned...
1. It's okay to punch people who slap you.
2. It's okay to slap people who say you are your brother's lover.
3. It's okay to slap Kanye West.
Don't forget to click on the banner on the bottom right of the page to help raise money for To Write Love On Her Arms. Much love.
Of course there are other defense mechanisms that are less psychological in nature and slightly more physical. Take the "slap in the face" for instance. Sometimes words just aren't enough to express your distaste in being called your brother's lover... Nor, to express your distaste in your brother's actual lover. However, when using this defense tactic beware of the counter-defense which quite often manifests itself in the form of a "fist in the face". (fine print: The risk of a counter-attack increases when slapping feisty cougars from Bensonhurst. Slapping can sometimes result in redness of the palm, and next-day wrist fatigue. If redness lasts for more than 4 hours you should consult your physician. No, not to thank him. If you are not satisfied with your slapping experience, spitting at the antogonists feet while walking away is recommended.)
Today's Most Valuable Actor (MVA) goes to...... Sarah Joy Brown playing the role of Claudia Zaccara. Wow, this is so unexpected! I just want to thank the fans and... Kanye West? What are you.... I just want to say that Lisa LoCicero gave the best performance of all time!....... SLAP!!!
Lessons learned...
1. It's okay to punch people who slap you.
2. It's okay to slap people who say you are your brother's lover.
3. It's okay to slap Kanye West.
Don't forget to click on the banner on the bottom right of the page to help raise money for To Write Love On Her Arms. Much love.
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