First and foremost, congrats to Julie Berman on winning the Emmy for Outstanding Younger Actress and the masterminds behind the scenes for winning the Emmy for Outstanding Writing. Very well deserved, everyone! Cheers!
There comes a time in every post-coma, pubescent man's life when he has to decide between a promising jetski rental career in Mexico or returning home to lead the life of a privileged mob baby. Jetski rental or mob baby, huh. I wonder what roles they are casting for on All My Children? In times like these all an identity starved adolescent needs to know is that they weren't responsible for causing the accident that killed their unborn baby brother. Oh. Really?! Fiiiine, I'll be a mob baby, but I'll need a babysitter since 4 parents and Jason isn't enough. You know, someone who can be a big brother figure, preferably an undercover cop posing as one of my dad's thugs. Done and done. Let's go home.
Back in Port Chuck, Keiffer is laying the ground work for his master plan to blackmail "K" into having sex (call it a guess). Dude, you are physically abusive! You don't need blackmail to control your woman! Apparently Alexis' poor judgement in men extends beyond her own love life. Hey Alexis, you see those red pointy things sprouting out of his head that look like horns? Those are horns! And his t-shirt that says "I hit on girls" is not a declaration of his sexual orientation! Pretty please let him be the one to go at the carnival (creepy music plays).
Lessons learned...
1. If you are a good actress you win stuff.
2. Blackmail is unnecessary if you are abusive.
3. The word "carnival" will now forever have a creepy connotation
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