Boy Bands & Mullets

As a follow up to our last parenting lesson... Swimming and Lightning Don't Mix by Liz, Lucky, & Nikolas, today we are going to learn best practices in discipline. In preparation for this lesson please equip yourself with a broom and a rug. Now, everytime your child does something wrong, write it down on a piece of paper, and then sweep it under the rug (don't make them do it, they've been through enough). This will ensure that they repeat the behavior since absolutely nothing has been accomplished. And THAT my friends is how you discipline your children. For more on parenting, my book How To Avoid Talking To Your Kids About Sex is now available on Amazon.com.

While Kristina is getting away with involuntary manslaughter for less punishment than I received when I stole my older sister's New Kids On The Block poster and gave each of them permanant marker mullets... Sam appears to be the only person ready to break out the wooden spoon. Oh relax. I got spanked and I turned out alright. Mullet drawing and soap blogging aside.

I don't read spoilers so you'll have to forgive me for still not knowing if Claudia is going to repeatedly shoot Kristina with a taser or if she is going to let it go and simply project her vengeance onto Carly and her new baby. The former sounds more entertaining, but I have a "soap opera feeling" that it will be the latter. In the meantime, Jason still suspects her of being responsible for Michael's shooting and Michael is starting to remember Jax apologizing to him while he was in a coma for letting things happen the way they did. I am now in a coma after writing that sentence.

Lessons learned...
1. It is always simpler to steal someone's baby than to tase someone repeatedly
2. Avoidance = discipline
3. Kids who are spanked are more likely to draw mullets on boy band posters than kids who are not.
4. Jason and Sam's love extends beyond dirty clothes... apparently.

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