It's official. I can now add ferris wheels, clowns, and merry-go-rounds to my list of things that give me the willies... and I have no idea how to spell the word willies. Already on that list... spiders, hairless men, and Ray Liotta. Aaaaaanyway, we are mere hours away from the much anticipated start of... (read: suspense) the CARNIVAL! Dun dun dun! They've totally sucked me into those promos. Who's going to die? Does it involve the ferris wheel? And, most importantly, is Jason still wearing that black t-shirt?
Speaking of J-Mo, today he agreed to be Spinelli's best man sans the pink tie. Okay dude, but you're NOT wearing that black t-shirt. Ok. I'm letting it go now. While the Joey & Chandler of daytime are having their "I love you, man" moment, Sonny and Kristina are having a Full House moment... if Danny Tanner had been a mobster. There's an image. Kristina does a pretty good job showing remorse when she knows it's expected, but now that her parents have decided that "it's not that big of a deal that you killed somebody while driving without a license after getting into a fight with a rage-aholic boyfriend" she has now developed a gaping hole in her moral fiber. Dr. Phil would have a field day with you people.
Back at Olivia's seemingly 0 Bedroom apartment she and Johnny are doing their part to fulfill the soap opera sex quota. It was romantic until she started tugging on his chest hairs. Willies! It actually made me wish he was hairless! Check out what Lisa Locicero (Olivia) said about it on Twitter! Priceless!
Dante stops by and tells Michael that Sonny has appointed him as he and Morgan's new bodyguard. Michael is not psyched so Morgan tries to convince him he is trustworthy because he is a Yankee fan. OOOOOOH! He's a Yankee fan?! Why didn't anybody say so?! Well, get over here, dude, give me a hug! We're gonna be the next best man couple since JaSpin!
Lesson's learned...
1. I am now afraid of almost everything.
2. Olivia's bedroom stage was part of the GH recession cutbacks.
3. Picturing Bob Saget as a mobster is fun.
3.5 It's really not.
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