Today we are going to discuss things that are awkward...
It's always awkward when a guy proposes to you right after you finished making out with his brother. Trust me. It happened to my friend's brother's ex-girlfriend's hairdresser so I practically have first hand experience.
When you tell your almost girlfriend that you are concerned that your ex-girlfriend is kissing some dude... that's awkward. When your almost girlfriend is concerned for how this is going to effect her ex-boyfriend... the awkwardness continues.
It's awkward when you are shot by your dad's hitmen and 3 and a half years later you still haven't been treated. Jason? Mexico? Deja vu?
If your boyfriend buys you a cell phone exclusively for use as a couple and then tells you it is so he can stalk you and remove all excuses for you to not answer him right away and then puts you in a death grip... it's okay to feel awkward. Encouraged even.
Sometimes it's awkward when you continue having black & white flashbacks of your step-parents confessing to destroying a year of your life. This also happened to the hairdresser. I think she is going to be on Oprah soon. Seriously. Not really.
Peace.
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